1. Me: Wow, my pants are really high right now. [In my defense, I had started off sitting up straight and had slowly slouched down, while my pj pants remained in the same place.]
Hubby: Let's measure from the top of your waistband to the bottom of your bra... oh look! Less than 2 inches.
2. Me: "What snacks were brought?"
Me: "What snacks were brought?"
Hubby: "What you just said to me sounded like German."